WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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