Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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