she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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