id be glad to
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
His nipple licking is glorious
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