that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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