Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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