oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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