I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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