Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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