so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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