There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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