Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I can't turn off my feet"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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