They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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