wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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