why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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