Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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