She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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