I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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