your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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