So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize