Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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