I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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