dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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