We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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