We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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