Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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