smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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