It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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