david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It's rum buckets o'clock
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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