There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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