who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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