worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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