I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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