You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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