Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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