i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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