You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
soo... how was my night?
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