just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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