I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize