trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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