i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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