susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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