Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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