this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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