So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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