In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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