dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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