You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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