there was a trapeze. enough said
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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