If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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